Collecting my Woes

Ok, at the behest of several people I'm making sure to keep a copy of all my stories on something a little more long lived than the World of Warcraft forums. It stinks that several have already vanished out the bung of the interwebs, but hopefully I can recant them enough so that they're accurate.

Accurate? Yes, hard to believe but a lot of what you will be reading here is actual life events for me and my poor anonymous family. I am apparently a magnet for happenstance. Don't expect any "boy, I ate a sausage biscuit today, and I'm all burpy" type entries. I'm talking about dog fecal nightmares, spiders, and other man problems like how to unclog a sewer line, pool tarp near death experiences, or what not to do to get the sex time with misses.

If any of you coming here remember a story I've told, let me know so I can fish it out, or recreate it. Here's what I remember so far:

- Why I'm not a plumber DONE
- Not appropriate conversation DONE
- Pool tarp mishap DONE
- Spiders in the pool skimmer DONE
- Dog assplosion DONE
- Wife's "mishap" in the family room

Remember that I'm a man, and anything beyond 2 weeks ago is going to be skewed from what you may or may not remember. Unless you have concrete facts, I'll just make it up as I go. :)